Latte? Isn't that a drink, mum?

By April Oliver, we were pretty sure you were a boy, but we wanted to keep it a surprise for everyone else.

This meant we definitely needed a codename for you.

Yes, we'd been calling you 'bump' but it was a name we'd heard other people use We thought you deserved something a bit different.

The only other thing we knew about you, is that your skin colour was likely to be halfway between mum and dad's... a kind of 'coffee' colour.

And since mum's favourite coffee was Latte...